10. Dozens of low-carb recipes, lifted and uncredited from other websites, so you don't have to!
9. Free PhotoShop lessons.
8. The latest cabana boy pick-up lines and techniques.
7. A diet that's as safe and easy as any 600 calorie-a-day diet can be!
6. Delight in the change from boring standard measurements like 1/2 cup, to the more whimsical finger-grab!
5. Hours of forum fun playing "Who's real, who's a sock?"
4. Hair - who needs it anyway??
3. What else could you possibly do with $80 bucks?
2. 6-8 other forum posters is ALL the support most people can handle!
1. Where else are you going to get weight loss advice from a 300 lbs. alcoholic?
Note: I realize as much as anyone that the topic of doing a dangerous diet like Kimkins is serious business. But, I like to have some fun every once in a while. If you've found your way here and don't know much about Kimkins, please read a few other posts first. Oh, and I apologize to the folks at the Letterman show. I just couldn't resist! :P
1 comment:
lol! Who says truth can't be funny!
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