Say NO to Kimkins Web Ring

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Top 10 Reasons to Join Kimkins

10. Dozens of low-carb recipes, lifted and uncredited from other websites, so you don't have to!

9. Free PhotoShop lessons.

8. The latest cabana boy pick-up lines and techniques.

7. A diet that's as safe and easy as any 600 calorie-a-day diet can be!

6. Delight in the change from boring standard measurements like 1/2 cup, to the more whimsical finger-grab!

5. Hours of forum fun playing "Who's real, who's a sock?"

4. Hair - who needs it anyway??

3. What else could you possibly do with $80 bucks?

2. 6-8 other forum posters is ALL the support most people can handle!

1. Where else are you going to get weight loss advice from a 300 lbs. alcoholic?

Note: I realize as much as anyone that the topic of doing a dangerous diet like Kimkins is serious business. But, I like to have some fun every once in a while. If you've found your way here and don't know much about Kimkins, please read a few other posts first. Oh, and I apologize to the folks at the Letterman show. I just couldn't resist! :P

1 comment:

Mimi said...

lol! Who says truth can't be funny!